There once was a ribbon monster named Tjok! There was also once a pants monster named Silindro. Well, one day, the two decided that Hamden and Pineville were boring, so they would plot to converge in the Broadway Theatre of NEW YORK FUCKIN’ CITY. Because, that would be win.
And so it shall be that they shall inevitably accomplish many goals in this theatre, simply because theatre sex is a top priority?
It is ~ because he’s something beautiful, and because biffles shouldn’t go this long without knowing eachother. Good god, it’s been, what, fourteen years?
It’s rather unfortunate, and we need to pelvic thrust our hugs, and well.
We just can’t do that right now, which is . . . unfortunate.
We are displeased.
But not quite, because we met in a place that didn’t make sense, because Gino Gambino was a whore.
And well, something about balloons, and giving out random phone numbers.
And then. . . everything made less sense than before.
And it was beautiful.
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ukblondesam
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Woody Allen
Ben Gibbard
Roux!!!
Lis Faurholt
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Vincent Gallo
José Saramago
Israel Ercia
Johnny Cash
Giada De Laurentiis
Chuck Norris
Louise Brooks
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samantha
Joss Whedon
Ryan Gosling
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Nelson Mandela
